One night four college kids stayed out late partying and having a good
time. They paid no mind to the test they had scheduled for the next day
and didn’t study. In the morning, they hatched a plan to get out of
taking their test. They covered themselves with grease and dirt and went
to the Dean’s office. Once there, they said they attended a wedding
the previous night and on the way back got a flat tire and had to
push the car back to campus.
The Dean listened to their tale of woe and thought for a moment. He offered them a
retest three days later. They thanked him and accepted his offer.
When the retest day arrived, they went to the Dean. The Dean put them all in separate rooms for the test. They had all studied hard this time and saw no problems with this arrangement...until they saw the test. It had 2 questions:
1) Your Name ________ (1 Points)
2) Which tire burst? ________ (99 Points)
(a) Front Left (b) Front Right (c) Back Left (d) Back Right
Moral of the story: Stop bullshitting. Be responsible for your actions and make wise decisions.
When the retest day arrived, they went to the Dean. The Dean put them all in separate rooms for the test. They had all studied hard this time and saw no problems with this arrangement...until they saw the test. It had 2 questions:
1) Your Name ________ (1 Points)
2) Which tire burst? ________ (99 Points)
(a) Front Left (b) Front Right (c) Back Left (d) Back Right
Moral of the story: Stop bullshitting. Be responsible for your actions and make wise decisions.
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